April242014
phenthouse:

Hockey player makes kid’s day. [video]

phenthouse:

Hockey player makes kid’s day. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via teawithlemon)

9AM

baffledinbrooklyn:

Medical Children’s Book Idea

descantforhope:

baffledinbrooklyn:

I need one of my medical peeps that has artistic skill draw up the cover for my new medical parody, “Llama Llama Trauma Drama.”

While you’re at it you can also write the actual book. I came up with the title. My work here is done.

Llama llama in the street, running for…

Now all we need is an artist.

Preliminary llama sketch.  Give me more time.  Remember: this is your tax money at work. 

8AM
April232014
“The basic idea, when you grill a flank steak, is to get its exterior nice and crusty and cooked before the interior has a chance to cook and turn into a boot. For this you do need a sincerely hot grill. Lump charcoal will burn hotter than briquettes; a lot of charcoal will burn hotter than not as much charcoal; a huge pile of lump charcoal will burn hotter than Betelgeuse and unseal the Chaos Dimension where the Old Gods are imprisoned, and all shall know their wrath. Just a heads-up, buddy.” How to Grill a Flank Steak
4PM
We are Americans (no, not you, Canadians) (OK, you too, c’mon over here ya big galoots), and we like big hunks of steak*. To be precise, we like our own big hunks of steak: We like to saunter into Bob’s House of Steak all bowlegged and gimlet-eyed like John Wayne and order for ourselves some great obscene wad of cow-ass—”I’ll have the 92-ounce bone-in ribeye, medium-rare, with mashed potatoes on the side, and could you bring it out at the same time as the ambulance?”—and we like to make an equally extravagant show of consuming that great big slab of beef unassisted, as though this were a heroic act and not an asinine one. This—between the fact of the beef and the ludicrous size of it and the profound heedlessness of consuming the entire thing and the pride in doing it all by m’damn self—is an extremely American thing to do.
*Leaving aside vegetarians, whose restraint and humaneness are as foreign to American culture as an actual spaceship full of aliens.
(via How To Grill A Flank Steak, The Steak For Socialists)

We are Americans (no, not you, Canadians) (OK, you too, c’mon over here ya big galoots), and we like big hunks of steak*. To be precise, we like our own big hunks of steak: We like to saunter into Bob’s House of Steak all bowlegged and gimlet-eyed like John Wayne and order for ourselves some great obscene wad of cow-ass—”I’ll have the 92-ounce bone-in ribeye, medium-rare, with mashed potatoes on the side, and could you bring it out at the same time as the ambulance?”—and we like to make an equally extravagant show of consuming that great big slab of beef unassisted, as though this were a heroic act and not an asinine one. This—between the fact of the beef and the ludicrous size of it and the profound heedlessness of consuming the entire thing and the pride in doing it all by m’damn self—is an extremely American thing to do.

*Leaving aside vegetarians, whose restraint and humaneness are as foreign to American culture as an actual spaceship full of aliens.

(via How To Grill A Flank Steak, The Steak For Socialists)

4PM
4PM
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1PM

Good job, 6pm.com.

drdisgruntledphd:

The bra you sent me is not at all the bra I ordered.

I would have thought for sure, for most ladies, in most instances, by 6pm the bras were off (as were jeans, and any other clothing not dubbed “fat” clothes or stretchy clothes). 

Why, pray tell, does one order bras from a website that seems opposed to such a theology? 

:-)

12PM
If you have watched much Washington Wizards basketball over the past four seasons, first of all, why, and I am so sorry—but also, you have seen John Wall chase down a ballhandler in transition, take off like a fucking F/A-18 off a carrier deck, and swat the absolute shit out of the ball. It’s really something. (via Oh Hell, Root For The Wizards: John Wall’s Brave, Stubborn Playoff Run)

If you have watched much Washington Wizards basketball over the past four seasons, first of all, why, and I am so sorry—but also, you have seen John Wall chase down a ballhandler in transition, take off like a fucking F/A-18 off a carrier deck, and swat the absolute shit out of the ball. It’s really something. (via Oh Hell, Root For The Wizards: John Wall’s Brave, Stubborn Playoff Run)

9AM
8AM
Best fire “pit” ever, or best fire pit ever?

Best fire “pit” ever, or best fire pit ever?

TLOTH 

8AM
lonewolfing:

I feel you, Stitch.

Who’s that peekin’ in my window?

lonewolfing:

I feel you, Stitch.

Who’s that peekin’ in my window?

(Source: heartsandmagic, via radicalrevolution)

April222014
yellowbearsdontstop:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

Reblogging because I want to better society.

yellowbearsdontstop:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

Reblogging because I want to better society.

(Source: neverforget14)

1PM
themarysue:

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

themarysue:

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

(via accol)

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