I'm really just a two-legged, upright lemming.

January312012

Good night, Tumblr.

4PM

kateslobsterface:

So hipster… I need it in my life so badly!

So we can attach this to the redneck wine glass, right? :-)

2PM

BY THE WAY…

I was forced to watch Hall Pass last night, for reasons I won’t get into here.

Here are my issues:

I wasn’t prepared to see the GIANT COCK* last night.
I can’t believe none of y’all have seen it, and then chose not to warn some of us—namely, me.
Giant cock* aside, it also suffers from having a Wilson** brother in it.
Giant cock* and Owen Wilson ** aside, the movie still sucked.
This has been a PSA. Take it any way you please

*DAMN THAT THING WAS SCARY **Are they the new Baldwins? Hall Pass

2PM

For those of you who might need to know this: step by step instructions to making your own sweetie a dozen baco-roses…

(via Bacon Roses)

1PM

LEMON PARTY

section9:

Link?

www.lemonparty.org

(Source: jasencomstock)

You're welcome Dont click that link

1PM

crumpeteatingwoofter:

I’m about to make dinner, so please feel free to ask me whatever (or not)…and I’ll answer once I’m done.

Looks like Lottie took #2 out…

(Source: itsmywayofliving)

1PM

womaninterrupted:

Important things

Also, things I want in my mouth

(Source: commodorevanderbilt)

that's what she said my new favourite tag

1PM

Click this link! Help me (and an organization I’m a member of) out!

For those of you outside Alabama:

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(via MONTGOMERY CHORALE - Alabama Gives Day)

10AM

womaninterrupted:

palmtreepalmtree replied to your post: palmtreepalmtree replied to your post: Sleeping…

Now I feel like I’m in a horror movie.

It’s something like that. If you’re serious about it, you must take every precaution. That’s how I failed in my quest. Door - unlocked, phone - on and I was not hiding under the covers. FAIL.