December 2009
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Jealousy is a bitch.
awkwardlyawesome:
Not going to lie to you my friends, but I’m jealous of all your New Year’s Eve plans that include pretty dresses and sparkly shoes. I’ve never been a pretty dress and sparkly shoe kinda girl, but I can dream, right?
I will likely be spending NYE drinking booze straight out of the bottle in nothing resembling a dress.
That’s fine by me too.
Booo. Put on a damn sparkly dress,...
Montgomery Public Schools - Montgomery, Alabama →
Where Excellence = Motivation x Commitment^2
553. YOU CAN'T JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY'RE WHITE.
toonumb:
(via gotwisdom)
Duh! Not right making fun of their handicap.
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Good morning, Tumblr.
Good night, Tumblr.
(from overheardinnewyork.com)
Girl #1: This whole Ben situation is really starting to piss me off.
Girl #2: I know! I just don't know what his deal is!
Girl #1: He called me like twelve times yesterday.
Girl #2 (stops): He called you? (pauses for a moment) Oh, you mean Ben your boyfriend!
Girl #1: As opposed to?
Girl #2: Ben from Lost.
Girl #1: Don't talk to me for an hour, please.
Groupon--Deals for stuff in your area! →
thedivineash:
This is awesome! Just sign up and you’ll receive coupons to places in your area ranging from restaurants to spas to sporting events. A friend of mine referred me to it and says its wonderful, and I thought I’d spread the word with my Tumblr friends!
Yay for free/cheap local goodies!
They’re not in MOntgomery (big surprise) but I’ll pass it along to others…
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It's a big, big world.
somehowsomeway:
Moving to almost New York City from Montgomery, Alabama with few connections is easier said than done. Just write that down.
………
And do it anyway.
I don’t want you to move.
Happy 4th day of Christmas, Tumblr!
What have I missed? I’m not gonna be able to go back…
Good night, Tumblr.
Happy holidays, I’ll catch you on the flip side.
wait, was there a tumblr fight today??
bowlingalleylawyer:
receiver:
bowlingalleylawyer:
receiver:
bowlingalleylawyer:
and I didn’t get called a racist?!
**gasp**
By the way, what do you calla black guy who flies a plane?
oh god….
whispers-
what?
a PILOT, you racist!!
I deserved that.
:-)
wait, was there a tumblr fight today??
bowlingalleylawyer:
receiver:
bowlingalleylawyer:
and I didn’t get called a racist?!
**gasp**
By the way, what do you calla black guy who flies a plane?
oh god….
whispers-
what?
a PILOT, you racist!!
wait, was there a tumblr fight today??
bowlingalleylawyer:
and I didn’t get called a racist?!
**gasp**
By the way, what do you calla black guy who flies a plane?
Now performing sexual favors for money.
somehowsomeway:
OK, not really, but i will pretty much let you take advantage of me for commissions right now. As you may or may not know, I have a golden job opportunity in New Jersey and I have to be there ASAP. Getting an apartment, moving my belongings, etc.
This is problematic for someone with NO money. So, thankfully I can work hard for you and everybody wins.
SO…..anyone that can pay me...
Good morning, Tumblr!
Office party was last night. Good fun, good times, good bonuses! And some singing today, so it’s gonna be a good day…
Circular email forwarded to me.
glitterbubbles:
seeshelly72:
giftwrapped:
Dear All
Just before the end of the year I wanted to thank you for the e-mails you have forwarded over the year. I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the...
sunshine-
caetiecakes:
you don’t NEED a doughnut machine!
you just need a pot, and some oil, and a rack.
no machine necessary.
i will make you doughnuts when you are in ny
And chopsticks!
