Fair Trade Agreements
It has recently come to my attention that my roommate has a phobia about taking out the trash. It’s something to do with our “weird” and “pasty” neighbors watching her.
Tonight we struck a deal that I would take out the trash and she would do the dishes.
I’m pretty certain that I made the better deal.
She’s pretty certain that she made the better deal.
Thus, it is the perfect deal.
Thus is fine. Perhaps even thusly. When you start signing your posts Very truly yours we will know you have been turned to the dark side.