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January272012

Bios Blow

palmtreepalmtree:

Have to write a first-person bio for my summer job. Kind of want to kill myself.

I have decided that the following are pretty much the worst things to have to write ever:

Job application cover letter

College application essay/Personal statement

Personal bio - first person/third person; short/long; whatever

Wedding toast

Eulogy

These are the ugly runts of the writing medium litter. I think we should drown them like the unholy devil spawn they are.

You should let us (read: cooler, wittier people like TLOTH) write it for you, post them here, and then vote on it!

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