Ladies,
It has come to my attention that quite a few of you are enamored with Ryan Gosling. It just so happens I have a lot in common with Ryan.
We both
- are male
- are white
- have/can have a beard
- wear clothes
- drink water
- drive cars
- eat food
- like dogs
- smile
- cry when we are sad
- like sports
- pay bills
- take out the trash
- give killer foot and back massages
- are great at sex
- look decent/good with our shirts off
- laugh
- listen to music
- are good listeners
- are great cooks
- wear sunglasses
- make money
- leave the seat up but put it back down occasionally
- have watched a sunrise
- have watched a sunset
- drink beer
- have over 2500 followers on twitter
- don’t live at our parents’ house
- pay taxes
- enjoy movies
- wear deodorant
Now, I don’t want all you ladies to suddenly become enamored with me like you are with Ryan Gosling, because we have so much in common. That’s shallow. Instead, next time you see a picture of Ryan Gosling just picture my face on his body.
This is the best Ryan Gosling post ever. Had I Tumblr savior I might have missed it. The savior works in mysterious ways…
