I'm really just a two-legged, upright lemming.

brit:

Salt, pepper, and SPRINKLE shakers? Yes, apparently sprinkle shakers exist, and they’re shaped like unicorns… Check it out.

Uhm…yeah.

tastefullyoffensive:

“Why unicorns went extinct”

[oliverrottitsch]

Storing for future use…

THIS.

(And no jokes about Kentucky being toast this year.)

http://www.amazon.com/NCAA-Kentucky-Wildcats-Toaster-Elite/dp/B007OANZL0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1361809819&sr=8-1&keywords=uk%20toaster

The I somehow broke my crush list so I had to cut paste etc and why is’t a BMP an image file crush list crush list.  

What even?

My-first-Tumblr-Crushes-of-2013-Tumblr-Crushes:

• ladyofthehouse
• helms-deep
• accuratelyawesome
• texnessa
• middlemanagementlivingthedream
• somehowsomeway
• christinahaberkern
• tastefullyoffensive
• baffledinbrooklyn

Because—of course—you wanted to know this information!

The It’s-the-day-of-Christmas-Eve-and-I-just-created-labels-for-this-Grandmammy’s-Red-Wine-Jelly-and-Bacon-Jam-Jars-that-I’ll-tie-on-with-red-ribbon-Tumblr-Crush-List:

• ladyofthehouse
• section9
• middlemanagementlivingthedream
• accuratelyawesome
• womaninterrupted
• helms-deep
• christinahaberkern
• somehowsomeway
• texnessa

My post-pretending-I’m-getting-in-the-holiday-mood-but-really-i-still-hate-this-season-Tumblr Crushes. 

The “It’s Friday and I’m Finally Finished With the Government’s Work-Measurement Study Program” Tumblr Crushes:

• ladyofthehouse
• baffledinbrooklyn
• womaninterrupted
• sawdustanddaisies
• ieatbutter
• texnessa
• accuratelyawesome
• section9
• helms-deep

The I’m-Going-Away-For-A-Week-So-I-Won’t-Be-Here-A lot-Tumblr Crushes:

• ladyofthehouse
• baffledinbrooklyn
• womaninterrupted
• ieatbutter
• middlemanagementlivingthedream
• sawdustanddaisies
• helms-deep
• palmtreepalmtree
• accuratelyawesome

My I’m-Totally-Going-To-5-Guys-This-Evening-For-Dinner-Tumblr Crushes:

• ladyofthehouse
• baffledinbrooklyn
• womaninterrupted
• ieatbutter
• palmtreepalmtree
• middlemanagementlivingthedream
• accuratelyawesome
• sawdustanddaisies
• lovesouthkorea

The I Wish I Were Going to Comic Con Tumblr Crush List:

• ladyofthehouse
• baffledinbrooklyn
• ieatbutter
• womaninterrupted
• palmtreepalmtree
• accuratelyawesome
• middlemanagementlivingthedream
• sawdustanddaisies
• lovesouthkorea

And did the OTH’s really sweep this list?

The I’m-so-hungry-I’m-ready-to-start-chewing-the-paper-cranes-over-here-so-I’m-distracting-myself-with-my-awesome-Tumblr Crushes list:

• ladyofthehouse
• baffledinbrooklyn
• womaninterrupted
• ieatbutter
• becomingbrina
• accuratelyawesome
• palmtreepalmtree
• crumpeteatingwoofter
• section9