I'm really just a two-legged, upright lemming.

swank-girl:

(via mfs)

buzzfeed:

IMPORTANT: The correct way to make a BLT.

(via accuratelyawesome)

Mr. Sankey’s trailer will be filled by Oscar Mayer with a ton and a half of its new Butcher Thick Cut bacon, which he is to trade for food, fuel, a place to spend the night and anything else he might need during his trip from the New York area to Los Angeles, by way of a route that is to include what Oscar Mayer executives describe as bacon-loving locales like Charleston, W.Va.; Louisville, Ky.; Chicago; and Council Bluffs, Iowa.

(via Oscar Mayer Proposes a New Bacon as a New Currency - NYTimes.com)

jlmatau:

Eva Green

*melts*

(via for-redheads)

The I’m-so-hungry-I’m-ready-to-start-chewing-the-paper-cranes-over-here-so-I’m-distracting-myself-with-my-awesome-Tumblr Crushes list:

• ladyofthehouse
• baffledinbrooklyn
• womaninterrupted
• ieatbutter
• becomingbrina
• accuratelyawesome
• palmtreepalmtree
• crumpeteatingwoofter
• section9

Monday-Before-I-Travel-Again-Tumblr Crushes:

• ladyofthehouse
• baffledinbrooklyn
• accuratelyawesome
• ieatbutter
• palmtreepalmtree
• womaninterrupted
• crumpeteatingwoofter
• givesgoodface
• section9

(via Either You Like Bacon Or You’re Wrong T-Shirt | SnorgTees)

(via Bacon Element T-Shirt | SnorgTees)

The I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Only-Wednesday-Oh-My-God-But-At-Least-I’m-Gonna-Get-BK-Tonight-To-Eat-My-Can’t-Believe-It-ness-Away-Tumblr Crushes:

• ladyofthehouse
• section9
• womaninterrupted
• baffledinbrooklyn
• ieatbutter
• awkwardlyawesome
• becomingbrina
• palmtreepalmtree
• crumpeteatingwoofter

herheaddoesnthurt:

(via Bacon Taco Shells – A Bit Of Everything – Just another studio 1twenty3 site)

Bacon taco shells.

Mind = blown.  Doritos, the gauntlet hasn’t just been thrown—it’s punched a whole through your weighted-and-found-wanting taco shells.